Vinnie Jones in the latest UK milk marketing campaign. This is the best of a bad lot. Pull yerself togevver Vinnie.

Milk prices have come crashing down across the globe and this little clip expresses it quite nicely.

Here's an important message to the global milk traders

As any cow will tell you they're far more sensible than their owners.

They just don't make' em like they used to...

Every culture thinks about the advantages of drinking milk differently. In Japan...

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A while ago we brought you Daisy the tap dancing cow and it seems like the radiation from Fukushima has brought on some more, but even wackier, bovine choreography.

"Why should I drink milk?" you might say. Well, here's your answer!

Here is a piece of nostalgia to put a smile on the face of those nervous nellies out there.

Our favourite dairy commentator is back on the job. 

One for the pioneers of dairy

The views expressed in this video are definitely not those of the management. No further correspondence will be entered into.

We are assured that no cows were harmed in the making of this advertisement.

Here is some expert analysis and advice on stocks and commodities to go with this week's blog. It is right up there with the insight of the balloon man.

This is why New Zealand leads the world in the growth of their dairy industry. They have taken dairy cow productivity to a whole new level.

This one almost brings a tear to the eye.

What the ... are the editorial staff smoking this week. But stick with it, this is the cow population's response to the article on human breast milk from cows and Dave's view on same.

Here is a clip of a US dairy farmer explaining to a processor what they need to do to get an increase in milk production. See Dr Hauser's blog for further elements of the script (and the postscript)

Some of the countries still banging a cricket ball around a field actually produce milk. Our theory is that Australia doesn't produce enough of it and that is why they fell at the first real hurdle.

Here is a video of NSW, Qld and WA farmers pursuing an export cheese strategy. Note the apathetic farmers and processors being taken away on stretchers. You can also see that in the uphill battle somebody eventually makes it.